Showing posts with label fookin best band in teh world. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fookin best band in teh world. Show all posts

Saturday, June 6

Parklife

We love reminiscing about the 90s.* Mai ales noi cei ce nu stiam ce sunt alea cosuri pe atunci. Noi cei ce eram too young to fully realise pe ce lume traim si totusi old enough sa ne prindem ca there was something going on somewhere in the world (mai ales in UK). Ne ia cu oftat, cu fraze de gen ‘MTV was cool back then’. Ne entuziasmam la gandul ca Manics erau patru, ca Liam si Noel isi vorbeau, ca Oasis si Blur nu isi vorbeau, ca Damon avea un dintisor de gangsta, ca Suede mergeau in turneu cu Manics, ca Damon si Justine Frischmann erau mai ceva ca Britney si Justin, ca Jarvis was mooning Jacko, ca Placebo si Soundgarden faceau vids cu Chris Cunningham si ca people gave a fuck about Mansun. Noua ne este dedicata inregistrarea de mai jos. Cine s-ar mai gandi acum ca cele trei formatii prezente in filmulet vor mai urca pe scena in cadrul aceleiasi festivitati de premiere, beti ranga si se vor injura ca chiorii?** Not the people who are buying cheese de la Alex James, no.

*nu zic ca nu facem la fel si cu the 60s,70s,80s. Stiu doar de cate ori m-am gandit ca ar fi fost uber-uber sa stand in line in front of CBGB’s waiting for that gig with Blondie, Television, Bad Brains, Richard Hell si Ramones on the bill. Also, nu zic ca prezentul o suge. I am too much of a Klaxons and Horrors whore ca sa zic asa ceva.

** nu e endearing cum Oasis tot incearca sa ii injure pe Manics si Blur si tot ei si-o iau in freza?

Wednesday, September 3

Best Blog In The Fookin' World...Galaxy...Universe

"Mr. Gallagher your brother seems to have collapsed in the aisle!" (YES! AT LAST!!!) And sure enough....there he is, face down in the aisle unconscious. "Shall I wake him?" asks the attendant. "Nah, leave him there..he's only looking for attention!"
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Boredom is easily killed by a freshly made Oasisnet account and some blogs written by Noel "I'm the biggest fookin rock star in the world and Liam is just a useless bitch" Gallagher
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Also, NME seem to be financed by Teh G Brothers and make a headline outta every random thought this lot have. Not that it makes for bad enternaiment. In fact, it brings the lolz as much as McCain, Pallin and her pregnant teenage daughter. I mean, Liam moving to New York in about a decade? Just imagine it, Noel will definitely move there too, even if he hates it, just to piss off his brother. Surely that will be epic.