Boredom, Allienation and All The Rest

I love many things... shoes, bags, Topshop, Nicky Wire's thighs... Yeah, aici e problema... The last thing on the list... Which just points out to another... Pana acum I was lurking the livejournal lolz/slashfics/sheer expression of stupidity communities dedicated to Horrors and Klaxons. Ceea ce mi se pare normal. 'Adica, ce poti sa ii ceri altceva unui fan al acestor formatii?' imi ziceam eu. Ah, ca bateria pe 'Sheena...' e geniala... Ca acousticul Klaxons de la Ibiza 2007 e beyond beyond... e, astea sunt detalii...

Veni gigul Manics... Toate bune si frumoase... Ne apucam si de comunitatiile de loluri Manics... Si radem... si we learn all the trivia... si ne tavalim pe jos cand citim mistouri cretine facute la adresa unui om care...well... de care nu stim in ce sant a putrezit sau daca nu cumva e across the street hiding from the British press...

I don't know if what I've just written makes sense... but I guess it shouldn't. Pentru ca ieri... m-a lovit. Nu e normal. I should be focusing on the music, not Wire's passion for female clothing and scrubbing bathrooms and getting pissed on. And my lastfm avatar... well, it just has to go... poate de maine...

Poate de maine, I'll be one of those fans who focuses on what's important and not on fangirling and lolz...

Pana atunci, va las cu un macro gasit pe this wonderful community...

The Quotable Horrors....

Faris Quotes
"No, I hate pink."

"uh and I'm Faris and I sing... in the same band."

"Its probably the best album you'll listen to today, if you listen to it today... and don't listen to any other music." (Talking about Strange House) *BIG lol*

Rhys Quotes

"Good morning, afternoon, or evening, uh I'm Spider Webb, keyboard player with the horrors."

(Talking about their press officer Andy) "He's a bit like a pet dog or cat and he only eats dry food."

"They all smell exactly the same, they remind me of P.E. changing rooms." (On deodorant)

(Talking about Strange House) "Definitely the best album you'll hear for ages."

"Hey hey, check check, one two."

"Turkey roll mental disorder and Joe just sits there not even oblivious to the world."

Joe Quotes

"No, I'm completely oblivious I just don't bother to like... vroom, vroom driving game... fuck off."

"I'm really tired okay...I've got to shower, I feel dreadful."

"tamales, muy bueno... how much? Ten bucks each? God ten bucks, you can take your tamales and stuff them up your... your tamales!"

"I'm a vegan."

"She doesn't know anything about my ass, but she knows she'll hook me up... that was great."

Tomethy Quotes

"Ive come to a conclusion that this country is full of idiots."

"It's like New-Brazilian or something."

"I collect vintage porn."

Joshua Quotes

"Turkey rolls! Lovelies. You want one of the most sumptuous turkey rolls!?! You fucking want one, do ya boy!?!"

"Where's my bag?"

"Hi my names Joshua and I like broccoli."


I've got some album/band reviews coming up next... promise...

Random acts of boredome

Mozz hates Madge... but that is something so predictable...

Also, I've seen the nominees for this year's VMAs (held in Las Vegas? WHY???? New York!!! They should be held in New York!!!!)... And I have some questions on my mind....
1. How drunk will Amy Winehouse and Lily Allen be at the ceremony (they are both nominated for New Artist and scheduled to preform)?
2. How much did Peter Bjorn and John laugh when they found out they're nominated for Best New Artist?
3. How much did Justice laugh at Klaxons cause they didn't get nominated at the awards but Justice did (video of the year, ladies and gentlemen...)?
4. And really now... How frustrated are Klaxons that they didn't get nominated.... ?"But we are pop perfect....!!!!!"

Later edit:me and Bican came to a conclusion... we strongly believe Klaxons will 'gate crash the party'... Jamie using his snazzy red ribboned wheelchair as a weapon, Simon his hair, James his good looks and Steffan will probably throw money in the face of Timbaland in order for Timba to give him the host part (like that time Steffan threw money in the face of a guy wearing a Bowie tee, just cause Steff wanted the tee)... I am eager to see some Pete Wentz killing... However, do not hurt Jay-Z... he is the owner of Horrors' US label... (WTF???!!!?)

oh... and the drummer also trashed the awards a bit

Street... erm... something

heh... isn't he a very klaxons-esque persona?... in this pic... ah... the Ballard book (my book, by the way) is the final touch to the look as a whole, a look based on the "Do something with yr life. Get me a beer" white and green almost nurave tee and the South Park cap...

Footie....

Because I am bored and hate the guts of everybody in INSA (you know, the college i'm attending...), i'm doing bulls*it...here I go....Bands world cup...I shamelessly bring to you the 6 groups...( the bands were chosen by pressing the 'shuffle' button of my Winamp...then 'next'....and, oh, yeah...you pick yr fave two outta each group...)

A
Gang Of Four
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Mogwai
Manic Street Preachers

B
Sonic Youth
Saturday Looks Good To Me
Daft Punk
Billie the Vision and the Dancers

C
Wilco
Junior Boys
Architecture In Helsinki
Interpol

D
Q and Not U
Stooges
Primal Scream
Doves

E
The Libertines
The Futureheads
Pavement
The Unicorns

F
My Morning Jacket
Deerhoof
Queens Of The Stone Age
New Order