The Quotable Horrors....

Faris Quotes
"No, I hate pink."

"uh and I'm Faris and I sing... in the same band."

"Its probably the best album you'll listen to today, if you listen to it today... and don't listen to any other music." (Talking about Strange House) *BIG lol*

Rhys Quotes

"Good morning, afternoon, or evening, uh I'm Spider Webb, keyboard player with the horrors."

(Talking about their press officer Andy) "He's a bit like a pet dog or cat and he only eats dry food."

"They all smell exactly the same, they remind me of P.E. changing rooms." (On deodorant)

(Talking about Strange House) "Definitely the best album you'll hear for ages."

"Hey hey, check check, one two."

"Turkey roll mental disorder and Joe just sits there not even oblivious to the world."

Joe Quotes

"No, I'm completely oblivious I just don't bother to like... vroom, vroom driving game... fuck off."

"I'm really tired okay...I've got to shower, I feel dreadful."

"tamales, muy bueno... how much? Ten bucks each? God ten bucks, you can take your tamales and stuff them up your... your tamales!"

"I'm a vegan."

"She doesn't know anything about my ass, but she knows she'll hook me up... that was great."

Tomethy Quotes

"Ive come to a conclusion that this country is full of idiots."

"It's like New-Brazilian or something."

"I collect vintage porn."

Joshua Quotes

"Turkey rolls! Lovelies. You want one of the most sumptuous turkey rolls!?! You fucking want one, do ya boy!?!"

"Where's my bag?"

"Hi my names Joshua and I like broccoli."


I've got some album/band reviews coming up next... promise...