Speaking in clichees,,,

*bashes head against wall* E fantastic how much I can suck at short stories and how great (scuzati modestia) are my gig reviews... Nu ca as fi in stare sa right some decent stories pentru mizeria aia de exam de la Jurnalism... Yes, thank you! *takes bow, the crowd cheers* Asa ca, being in great need of something to keep my nasty mind busy, ma apuc de scris slashy fanfic cu The Horrors and Klaxons...
(Faris sat in the dark hotel room. He tried to keep off his mind the memories of Joshua, his soft pale skin, that night Joshua came in his hotel room... )