Showing posts with label wtf. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wtf. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 22

Flesh Mechanic

For What It's Worth


I will have to say... Middle-age ain't good for Molko... no, sir! La shtoarfa de Wire mai e cum mai e ca he's mentally 14, dar lui Molko nu'i prieste... *sigh*

Monday, January 19

Black Hole Sun




(epicepicepicepicepicepicepicepicepicepicepicepic)^n FAIL!

Videoclipul e de o tristete si mai mare... mai bine fara

Tuesday, May 6

Stop me if you've seen this one before


oh, dear...

Wednesday, April 9

Cand a fi penal e deja prea penal....

...sau cum NME a lansat o barfa de zile mari care pune la colt orice ar zice vreodata Simona Senzual pe Acasa. Cred ca o stiti pe Peaches Geldof... daca dati un search pe wiki, va zice ca e 'British socialite and occasional broadcaster' ...ah, si fata lui SIR Bob Geldof. Sau cum a zis Bican 'nu e asta ala care a cantat in Boomtown Rats si pe urma s-a basit?'. Ba ala... care daca ar avea mai mult creier, in loc sa organizaze Live Aiduri (unde vine Doherty,Peaches se da la el, el o ciupeste pe Peaches de cur si tot ea se plange), ar putea sa cumpere o tara de prin Africa si sa o transforme in US of A part 2. In fine, nu asta era the whole point. Ci Peaches. Caci Peaches este o fiinta cu adevarat remarcabila. O cheama si Honeyblossom, daca nu stiati. Iese numai cu rock dudes. Donny Tourette (the second greatest punker in the world, after Johnny Borrell), cu Joe Lean, cu unu de la Ox.Eagle.Lion.Man.... Acum e cu Faris Rotter. Dar ziceam de NME. Care zice ca nu mai e cu Faz. Ci cu vocalul/chitaristul de la Tiny Masters Of Today. Ivan il cheama pe al nostru baiat. Pre-puber. Caci aici e tot schepsisu (asa s-o scrie?). E nascut in 94. In urma unui calcul simplu... pen and paper pentru cei care au avut probleme cu matematica... are 14 ani. Peaches are 19. ooooooo...

Vb unuia pe forumul Horrors. 'I thought you'd all be exceedingly happy that she found someone of the same maturity level'... desi cred ca pustu' o depaseste pe Peaches la partea cu maturity level.

Si daca tot zic eu de Tiny Master Of Today, alfati ca's 2 frati, Ivan si Ada (14 si 11 ani), din Brooklyn (c'est la merde, ca!) si fac muzica (suprinzator!) buna. Bowie a zis ca's genii. Karen O si Kimya Dawson au colaborat cu ei. Au chiar un cantecel anti-Bush (unde sunt mascatii romani sa puna bata pe ei?) scris pe vremea cand Ada avea 8,9 ani... Ce faceam noi la 8 ani? Unii ne jucam cu **** in tarana si ni se parea ceva GENIAL! Eu stiu ca ascultam de bunica-mea, aveam parul prins in codite impletite si invatam tot ce trebuia pentru scoala. Si ma jucam cu papusile Barbie aduse de mama din Franta. Dormeam cu ele. Le dadeam nume. Cred ca visam si la un ponei. Sigur visam la casa aia Barbie. Sa ma gandesc macar ca as putea face ce fac Ivan si Ada...NEVER!

TMOT - Bushy
TMOT - Hologram World (feat Karen O)
TMOT - Trendsetter ( feat Kimya Dawson)



Ca o incheiere (plina de simbolistica and deep meaning and shit).... daca ma gandesc mai bine, i too would date this kid... chiar daca am 20 de ani si el 14. De cand e varsta o problema? eeee...

Tuesday, April 8

Conecting people

De asemenea, ochi-n patru in statiile de tub, copii. Se va intampla inimaginabilul: il veti vedea pe Curtis...la noi.... in metrou... ioi

Saturday, March 22

EPIC FAIL!

Daca vedeti maine in zona Universitate - Romana o tipa care intra in vorba cu pusti emo... si le spune... 'Well, I'm doing a study....erm.... for school....erm....on you guys'.... eh, ati vazut-o pe yrs truly.
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O sa mai vina doua prietene cu mine... De una imi e frica... Emo kids might end up chasing us with sticks or she might cause a mass suicide... oO

Wednesday, March 12

I remember you well in the Chelsea Hotel

In the news today....

Did I get it right and we're seeing Leonard Cohen on the 14th of July?
(da, da... in Bucuresti, bah...)

I got meself a Ramones tee from Zara... shhhh

Sunt pe UrbanStyle...yes, I rock socks...

However, Rhys, Tom and Josh rock more socks than I do...d'asta si d'asta si d'asta

Faris no longer rocks socks cause he is dating this creature....

Thursday, February 21

Don't stand under THAT umbrella...

Sincer, sunt dezamagita... Great laser show, but that was the only Klaxons part in it... They basically ended up being the back-up band.



Later edit: also, Klaxons lost to Take That (Live Act) and Mika (Breakthrough Act)..mdea...ah, si Jamie e my favourite wozzy-fuzzy creature. Ever.

Wednesday, February 20

Cu intarziere, avem some juicy news

Cu intarziere, cum suntem obisnuiti... I-auzi, dom'ne, cu cine canta Clacsoanele (not centaurs) la Brit Awards... Cum suntem obisnuiti in urma unei stiri clacsonesti, i'm running around the room, hyperventilating...

Ah, my fave part was this...

"Her people kept sending versions back going 'No, this sounds more like you'.
"
It's strange when someone thinks they’re better at being you than you are!"

Sunday, February 17

Collapsed

Please explain this.... I mean the 'collapsed' photo on the Boys Of Brazil myspace... I mean... is this the end?

Saturday, February 2

This Is A Travesti, Sir!

Blasfemiile se tin lant... vin una dupa alta si I just can't figure out anymore where is this world standing... nu ca eram capabila de asa ceva inainte.

Mai intai fu melodia aia de 'the eternal mentioning of the eternal mentioning'... colaborarea aia dintre Kanye 'Cunt Boy' West si Chris 'Next Bono' Martin...

Pe urma, Jay-Z si-a confirmat aparitia la Glastonbury.

Acum, aflu ca (scuzati ca-urile) Kanye ar putea fi headliner at the same muddy fest ...

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To keep up the wtf? spirit of this post, here's a song from Serj Tankian whom I love... I think this is one of his most pop songs... and it's fab...

Serj Tankian - Lie Lie Lie

Wednesday, January 23

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This is one of those things that leaves you straight-faced... Heath Ledger is dead... Digest that!

Wednesday, December 26

NiƱo Rojo



MTV Cribs, you say??? rofl